
Here are mine for the week:
1. John McCain's latest strategy: Trick Hillary into opening the Arc of the Covenant.
2. I know politicians have to do weirtd things to win over voters in the South, but a belching contest? Seriously?
The winner of last week's caption contest will be announced next Monday. Get your captions in now.
The winner of March 20th's contest is CleverName with the caption: Headline from "Middle Earth Times" : Orcs Unionize, rally against Sauron's "Silly Hat" policy.
Thank you for your generous gift of organic garlic and hand-tooled crosses, but we are unable to accept this donation at this time.
ReplyDeleteHaving a friend of a friend cut your hair for practice because they're failing beuty college: Free
ReplyDeleteMakeover at the Macy's cosmetics counter from the old lady with Parkinson's whom you felt sorry for: Free
Money you saved by not going to the doctor for that pinkeye medicine: $200.00
Reaction from a presidential candidate at the meet-and-greet: Humiliating
"You're an intern WHERE?"
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