Famous Last Words

"What's the worst that could happen?"

"Hey, look at what I can do!"

"Your husband? Here?!?"

"I'm going with the blue wire."

"This rope bridge seems sturdy enough."

"That bet didn't count! We didn't shake on it."

"I'm getting good at this Russian roulette!"

"I'm gonna teach those neo-Nazi meth-heads a lesson!"

"Landmines, shmandmines."

"Buckle up, I'm gonna try something."

"See, these are friendly scorpions."

"I just love cooking toast while in the bath."

"Wow. When did all of these greasy Italian guys get here?"

"Sword swallowing? I'll try anything once."

"You Al Qaeda types are all alike: Total cowards."

"Stay here, I'll try to reason with the gunman."

"What's with the chainsaw?"