20 ways to organize your James Bond DVD Collection

1. Alphabetical.
2. Chronological.
3. Domestic box office gross (with or without adjustment for inflation).
4. Body count.
5. Estimated dollar amount of property damage throughout each film.
6. Order in which you first saw them.
7. Alphabetical by director's first name.
8. Cheesiness of villain's plan.
9. Numerology value of Bond girls' names.
10. Cost to license Bond's vehicle if he lived in New Mexico.
11. Total number of scenes in which any character is saying something smug.
12. Number of respectable films each Bond girl has made after appearing in a Bond film.
13. Plausibility of Q's gadgets (either by today's standards or the time the film was made).
14. Number of times the word "revenge" is uttered.
15. Suckiness of theme song.
16. Number of scenes in which you almost see a woman's nipple, divided by level of disappointment in the situation (graded on a scale from 1 to 10).
17. Applicability of film's name as the title of a porno (start with Octopussy and work your way down the list).
18. Order in which you can recite the titles without looking them up.
19. Number of times you've noticed each film has played on late night cable since you bought the DVD.
20. Random