Things you'll probably never see, yet still a remote possibility
A mime riding a pony.
A Segway with a baby seat.
A wet burka contest.
Sir Mix-A-Lot testifying before Congress.
Michael Bay sincerely using the word subtle.
9/11: The Musical!
Diet whisky.
A USB-powered smoke machine.
Clouds on fire.
A TV drama about a hard-drinking insurance adjuster...who doesn't play by the rules.
Barry Bonds Day.
Star Wars: The Definitive Final Cut.
Celine Dion covering Iron Maiden.
Scented motor oil.
A Hummer H3 with a Reduce, Reuse, Recycle bumper sticker parked next to a Pinto with neon effects.
Bill O'Reilly in the middle of a 7-11 anxiously waiting on a microwave burrito.
A DMV clerk shotgunning a Red Bull.
Edible High-def DVDs.
A Stocks and Bonds section on Craigslist.
A Dick Cheney kitten calendar.
1 comment:
Well, I wouldn't count Celine out just yet - after all, Pat Boone dueted with Ronnie James Dio on his "In A Metal Mood" CD. One day, Celine may be hard up for PR and do something just as stoopid.
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