Sep 5, 2007

Seven fun ways to vent your frustrations when you're quitting smoking

1. Blankly stare straight ahead and hiss like an alligator.

2. Shoot off a starter pistol in the middle of a meeting.

3. Push everyone you come across, making sure you call them a "stupid freshman".

4. That cool knife trick where you stab between your fingers really, really fast.

5. Mainlining heroin.

6. Prank calling a funeral home.

7. Jazzercise

1 comment:

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