Yesterday, a friend pointed this article out to me. What I found absolutely hilarious was this information:
- 94 percent plan to go to the polls next month.
- 82 percent are extremely likely to vote.
So, are the other 12% just gonna go there and hang out? Mooch all the free coffee and donuts from the volunteers? More abstractly, is there the possibility one person will be so completely ignorant of the electoral process that they'll throw back the curtain on the booth and complain that it won't flush? Just imagine all the volunteers gaping in horror at the urine-soaked and short circuiting polling machine. Yuckiest. Recount. Ever.
1 comment:
Adds a completely different meaning to "hanging chad"
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