Ten things you'll NEVER hear on "24"

10. "Now, all we can do is wait."
9. "Oh, just let him do his own thing."
8. "No worries."
7. "Boy, I really gotta pee."
6. "Give me a minute, AOL keeps booting me off."
5. "Gee, the President sure seems to be taking this all in stride."
4. "Wanna play Warcraft over the network?"
3. "Oh, fiddlesticks!"
2. "What's that beeping? Is someone microwaving a burrito?"
1. "Does anyone else think it's weird that something really big always happens every hour on the hour? I mean, you could set your watch to any given crisis around here!"