Douchebag's lament
Maybe I'm just sick, but news like this just makes me laugh. Joe Francis, founder of "Girls Gone Wild", is claiming abuse during his stint at an Oklahoma jail awaiting transfer to a federal jail in Reno (he's awaiting trail for tax evasion). Guards allegedly denied him blankets and threatened to tie him naked to a chair.
Am I the only person who doesn't have a problem with this? I mean, here is a guy who has made millions by getting teenage girls drunk and videotaping them having sex. I'm shocked that the government has only managed to nail him for tax evasion...well, not that shocked, but that's not my point. My point is, the only difference between Joe Francis and a common sex offender is that Francis turned it into a business strategy.
He started out with a cheap camcorder at Mardi Gras, where he didn't have to pay the girls flashing their tits, not to mention check their ages. Those breasts were essentially public domain, which gave his startup business the benefit of low overhead. With the money he got from the proceeds of that first tape, he got a bus, started sponsoring parties at colleges, and somehow managed to convince hundreds of women that getting naked is a good way to make money.
Don't get me wrong, I like-a da porn, but every time I see clips from Girls Gone Wild, it just makes me sad. Francis can now afford high-def camera equipment, which (to me at least) can pick up the smells of vodka and Red Bull on the girls' breath, the cheap cologne and greasy hair on the cameraman, as well as the emptiness of the souls of everyone involved.
Let's face facts: How pathetic of an operation does one man have to run that bringing in Snoop Dogg as a host is supposed to make it seem more legit?
Just look at his mug shot, which is second only to Tom DeLay's in the Most Smug Douchebag category. The look on his face has slap-on-the-wrists written all over it. And now, he's claiming the guards were mean to him. Boo fucking hoo. This guy deserves much worse than what the guards could have threatened him with. Personally, I wouldn't bat an eyelash at the news that he died from complications from a particularly rough prison gang-rape. That, in combination with all of his millions forced to be donated to women's shelters, would be justice in my opinion.
2 comments:
Dude, all those chicks were willing. He was just makin' a buck. I know lots of little sluts (yeah, I said it) who would do that. Maybe even I would do it if the money was right. Who doesn't like to show their tits? xo
I'll give you that. There are a lot of exhibitionists out there who'd be more than happy to participate in this kind of thing. And speaking as a guy who has spent many a night wanting to see women's tits, a quick flash in public can be a good thing.
However, I just don't see anything erotic about Girls Gone Wild, which to me, is the whole point of porn. I just expect more out of the seduction than the promise of more alcohol and a couple hundred bucks. That is just plain sad.
I'll never forget that one clip on the commercials where the girl is on her cell phone drunkenly telling her dad shes about to be on GGW. Yeah, good luck getting that next tuition check, sweetheart.
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