Monday Night Caption Contest
Post your captions in the comment section below.
Here are mine for the week:
1. If you think this is upsetting, wait until you see how her parents plan to potty-train her.
2. "Attica! Attica! Attica!"
Last week's winner was Nate's Wench with the caption: Looks like Bill Gates finally found himself a hobby! Any joke at that man's expense is a favorite of mine.
4 comments:
"He started it."
"Shut up. You're still worked up from when I tried to pull your ear out of your head. I was curious."
"Of course I'm worked up. Look at me. I'm a freaking basset hound named Jojo who gets violated by a toddler that can't even swallow a green bean without making a staged production of it, and I know if I come anywhere near you, I'm summer sausage."
"It's fine... I'm sure I'll get outta here, I am the baby. But, you... I dunno, you're going to need some help. I'll make you a deal."
"Oh jeez, kid."
"No, no, just listen. I'll throw a fit if they don't let you out. All you have to do is eat my green beans from now on."
"I hate green beans."
"Deal? Or no deal?"
"Aw, crap, kid. Deal."
I pissed on the carpet...what you in for?
The dog can go, but the child must stay.
I know it's late, but wouldn't "I Need a Home" be appropriate...like the pic of you in front of the poor dogs from the pound?...
...but seriously, this caption would clearly read "The future of orphans"
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