Monday Night Caption Contest

And now, a little something for the ladies. Post your captions in the comment section below.

Here are mine for the week:

1. In retrospect, masturbating in the middle of a Dunkin' Donuts was not what one would call a wise decision. Fortunate for the policemen already at the scene, the suspect never got a shot off before he was apprehended.

2. Ironically, he was arrested for shoplifting a pair of suspenders.


I've decided to make a change in the judging for the caption contest. There will still be a new picture up each week, but from now on, the winner will be announced after two weeks. That should give some of our busier (or lazier) contestants ample time to get the captions in. Last week's winner will be announced next Monday.