Monday Night Caption Contest

Post your captions in the comment section below.

Here are mine for the week:

1. I imagine this is what my boss does at home to "mellow out".

2. "Sir, the D.A. only asked you to show us on the doll where he touched you, not how. Oh, what the hell...just get it out of your system."


Last week's winner will be announced next Monday.


August 13th's winner is CleverName with the caption: "She thought it would be fun to show up at the costume party dressed as Eve, but one too many Forbidden Appletinis and..."