Taking bets on my boss' Chevy Tahoe

My boss drives a Chevy Tahoe that has been the bane of his existence as of late. A few months ago, he had to replace the engine because his daughter let it run out of oil. His fuel pump went out a couple months ago and had to be replaced. Two weeks ago, the wheels were stolen and it was left with its frame on the ground. Tonight, something went wrong with the engine again.

Naturally, my boss feel like he's cursed. I joked that we just need to march the Tahoe east towards Mordor and cast it into the fires of Mount Doom from which it was forged. However, true to his nature, he's gonna shill out another huge wad of cash to fix the damned thing. He's the kind of guy that needs that kind of suffering in his life, for whatever reason.

I, on the other hand, decided to find some humor in this situation. To that end, I'm putting together a betting pool for whatever will happen to his vehicle next. Here's what I got so far:

1. Fender bender (with an insured motorist)
2. Fender bender (with an uninsured motorist)
3. Totalled (with an insured motorist)
4. Totalled (with an uninsured motorist)
5. Hit & run (winnings to be split 2:1 with the category above that best fits)
6. Cracked windshield
7. Broken window
8. Broken headlight/taillight
9. Broken rearview mirror
10. Flat tire(s)
11. Slashed tire(s)
12. Tire spike strip
13. Stereo stolen
14. Seats/interior damaged
15. Air bags inexplicibly deployed
16. Paint chip
17. Paint oxidation
18. Windshield wiper failure
19. Door ding
20. Antenna bent
21. Wheels stolen (again)
22. Electrical failure (wiring, alternator or fuses)
23. Fuel injection failure (fuel pump broken or clogged hose)
24. Fluid leak
25. Dead battery
26. Engine seizes (again)
27. Muffler falls off
28. Muffler stolen
29. Ignition cylinder failure
30. Carbon monoxide leak
31. Suspension failure
32. Misalignment
33. Keys locked inside
34. Rust damage
35. Vehicle stolen (and recovered in one piece)
36. Vehicle stolen (chopped)
37. Vehicle stolen (crashed)
38. Vehicle recalled to factory
39. Careened into ditch
40. Driven into a tree
41. Animal attack (under 100 pounds)
42. Animal attack (over 100 pounds)
43. Driven off bridge, cliff or overpass (accidental or intentional)
44. Crashed into large body of water (split if driven off bridge or cliff)
45. Carried away by flood
46. "Denver Boot" due to parking violation
47. Towing damage
48. Struck by meteor
49. Struck by lightning
50. Struck by downed power line
51. Strikes a fire hydrant (split with #45 if flooding occurs)
    
52. Fire (intentional)
53. Fire (mechanical overheating)
54. Fire (at the gas pump)
55. Fire (wildfire or act of God)
56. Struck by bullet
57. Mob hit
58. Direct hit by missile or propelled grenade
59. Nuclear attack (last surviving better wins pool)
60. Sinkhole
61. Volcano
62. Crushed (by earthquake rubble)
63. Crushed (in a salvage yard, intentional or otherwise)
64. Accidental burial
65. Intentional burial
66. High speed pursuit
67. DUI (1:5 odds)
68. Alien attack
69. Vehicle ambushed in a terrorist attack
70. Vehicular homicide or manslaughter
71. Vehicle used in bank heist
72. Toilet papered, egged, bolognaed, shaving creamed, banana/potato in the tailpipe, or other form of vandalism
73. Carjacking
74. Commandeered by police/federal officer
75. Repossessed
76. Possessed by demon a'la Christine
77. Vehicle declared biohazard by the CDC
78. Disintegration
79. Fired from a cannon or flung by a trebuchet
    
80. Driver called to heaven in the Rapture (100:1 odds)
81. Miscellaneous (not covered in this list)