I guess he's deserved some time off before Satan calls in his favor

I know, this is my third political post in a row, so I'll be brief:

Imagine my glee when I turned on the news this morning to hear that Karl Rove is resigning. Great news. It would've been greater news if it had happened five years ago, but I can accept it now.

He says he wants to spend more time with his wife and son...I'm guessing their names are Rosemary and Damien. Also, he says he wants to write a book...on sheets of human flesh with the blood of innocent children as ink for his quill. And, he wants to teach...As if law students and political science majors need to be taught how to stab people in the back.

But the first thing he wants to do after he leaves the White House, and this is true, he wants to go dove hunting. Isn't that the ultimate testament to his career, that the first thing he wants to do in his spare time is to kill the international symbol of peace?