Monday Night Caption Contest

I know a lot of you might be concerned over the fact that this is the fifth or sixth naked man pic for the caption contest. I just thought this was a funny picture. Post your captions in the comment section below.

Here are mine for the week:

1. Just by process of elimination, I'm guessing the women are all wearing udders? There are women at this event, right?

2. Madness...THIS! IS! SPARTA! ...Okay, this is madness.


Last week's winner will be announced next Monday.


August 6th's contest winner is Anonymous, with the caption: "Wow, Harvey, you're hung like a rabbit!"