The "because I'm bored" caption contest

Time to light up the comments with captions, folks! Here are mine:

1. Having fallen on hard times, Wilt Chamberlain is reduced to reduce, reuse, recycle.

2. How original! Most people just put up mini-blinds.

3. Gee, Steve, I like how you cleaned up the place for your big date, but don't you think this is a bit much? Maybe you should just light some candles instead.

The winner of the last caption contest, seeing as he was the only real entry, was Gene, with the caption: Jackie Chan's School of "Getting kicked in the balls for Film" is now open for summer enrollment.