Ideas I'm working on

1. Pre-Tea.
This is merely a continuation of a current trend. Black tea was king of the teas for a long time. Then Green tea hit the market, which is essentially the same tea, just harvested sooner. Now, we have white tea, which is made from baby tea leaves. Pre-tea continues the same trend by just filling the tea bags with seeds. The next step? Pollen.

2. The next big TV sensation.
Combine the themes of every hit primetime show over the past five years. You find a group of antagonistic crime fighting brain surgeons with troubled pasts and super powers, strand them on a desert island, make them choose from one of 26 briefcases, each containing a clue to the murder of the contestant that mysteriously died the previous week. Whoever can guess the murderer correctly gets immunity at the dance contest...and it's all told in real time.

3. Easy Meat.
The same principle as a can of Easy Cheese...only with meat. Pureed meat in a pressurized can.

4. The iPod.
You're right...it's been done.

5. A board game called Threshold.
A typical board game where the point is to get from start to finish on a game board. Only, instead of dice, there is a deck of cards with irritating situations on them. Move one space for each second you can endure situations like your opponents spitting watermelon seeds at you, or purple nurples or being strangled. It's cool, put a disclaimer on it and I won't get sued.

6. Involuntary Celebrity Boxing.
An online poll determines which celebrity is that week's target. Then, we determine what will be the most highly televised event that celebrity will be on that week...Oprah, Letterman, the View, etc. Then, we have a professional boxer come out and punch the living crap out of them.