Tired from shooting darts at the elephant all night

The elephant is definitely feeling a bit of a sting, and I'll check back in the morning to see if it is dead.

Four more states have banned same-sex marriage, but several have raised minimum wage, there are slot machines in Ohio and we Oklahomans can now buy liquor on Election Day.

My home state of Arkansas have a Democratic Governor once again, Rick "Frothy Mixture" Santorum's political career is over (thank God), and best of all, WE HAVE TAKEN THE HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES!!!

At this moment, we need three more seats to take the Senate. We'll see in the morning whether I will be eating crow or enjoying watching Bush sweat bullets for the remainder of his presidency.

Good night, folks!