Too bad we liberals want to ban those long-range sniper rifles

I have found it. The most useless, most confusing and confounding bit of information EVER. In an attempt to try and find out more about Ann Coulter WITHOUT having to actually read her bile. I guess it was one of those "know thy enemy" situations. I was hoping to dig up something from her past, that would give me some sort of psychological clue into why she's such a horrible person, and I found one tidbit that threw me for a loop.

Well, according to her Wikipedia article, she's a big fan of the Grateful Dead.

Jerry Bear must be doing backflips in his grave. I mean, this is Ann Coulter we're talking about here. The woman who once said to a disabled Vietnam vet, "No wonder you guys lost." The same person who believes that the U.S. would be better off if women weren't allowed to vote...Who once called for the poisoning of a Supreme Court Justice and the bombing of the New York Times...Who once referred to the Democratic National Convention as the "Spawn of Satan Convention", and some of the women in attendance as "corn-fed, no make-up, natural fiber, no-bra needing, sandal-wearing, hirsute, somewhat fragrant hippie chick pie wagons."

Can you just picture her twirling in a hemp sundress, flowers in her hair, singing along to Uncle John's Band? To me, that image is about as reasonable as Hitler in the front row of a Paul Simon concert.

She believes that the Bible is the driving force for her to expose the "lies" and "deceit" of the political left. I'm thinking she never got past the Old Testament. I understand that free speech goes both ways. People have the right to say whatever they want, whether it is something that you whole-heartedly agree with, or if it's something that makes your blood curdle. But seriously, why is it that people like this get so much airtime?

There are two reasons why Coultergeist (to borrow a phrase from Keith Olberman) is so pro-gun. First of all, she needs it to repeatedly shoot herself in the foot. The second reason is for protection, because anyone with half a brain will want to kill her if they had to speak to her for more than three minutes, that is if she'll let them get a word in edgewise.

I don't know...maybe she wouldn't be so bad if she had a mute button, a few more complex carbohydrates, a few years dealing personally with the poor and disenfranchised and stopped taking make-up advice from Skeletor.