Horrible double features that would look great on a marquee together

The Mask (with Jim Carrey) / Mask (with Cher)

Stepmom / Stepfather

The Departed / The Arrival

Dead Calm / High Anxiety

Dog Day Afternoon / K-9

28 Days / 28 Days Later

Airplane / Crash

Clerks / Shopgirl

Before Sunset / After the Sunset

Thief / Dude, Where's My Car?

The Good, The Bad & The Ugly / Sex, Lies & Videotape

Network / Anchorman

Jackie Brown / Meet Joe Black

Just Like Heaven / From Hell

What's the Worst That Could Happen? / Knocked Up

Seven / 8 1/2