RNDM THOT PTRNS: Monday Night Caption Contest

Jun 25, 2007

Monday Night Caption Contest

Post your captions in the comment section below.

Here are mine:

1. Worst prom king and queen EVER!

2. Rejected success story for eHarmony.com.

The winner of last week's caption contest will be announced next Monday.

The winner of June 11th's contest is Candace with the caption: "You may represent the Lolli-pop Guild, but we're little bitches with ray guns."

2 comments:

Anonymous said...: hi this my baby daddy; 6/25/2007 09:21:00 PM
Steffenmania said...: This is my climbing instructor, Lizzo. When he talks, I find it easy to pay attention.; 6/25/2007 11:29:00 PM

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Jun 25, 2007

Monday Night Caption Contest

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