Monday Night Caption Contest

Post your captions in the comments sections below.

Here are mine for the week:

1. "Five seconds to go before the end of the auction. That Jesus-on-a-fish-stick is soo gonna be mine!"

2. "He's no Pope Gregory VII, but still that James Dobson's got one fine ass."


The winner of last week's contest will be announced next Monday.


The winner of May 21st's caption contest is Candace, with the caption: I thought we were going after the great white whale, not the giant pink alien-vagina looking monster of the sea...I would have worn different shoes.