Ten phrases I'm waiting for the right moment to say

1. "Everybody Mambo!

2. "Someone on the train is a MURDERER!"

3. "Sorry, but ten times is my limit for one night."

4. "FOOD FIGHT!"

5. "If it pleases the court, go fuck yourself."

6. "Believe it or not, I don't have anything pithy to say."

7. "I better wait and endorse this lottery check when I get to the bank, just to be safe."

8. "Sure, while you're topless, I'll accept your offer of a beer."

9. "You tell Spielberg that he either makes the film the way I wrote it or else I'm ripping up my contract!"

10. "You just said you love me too, right? Okay, WHEW!"