A list of items in my apartment that could be metaphors for my station in life

An old textbook titled Understanding the Universe; as yet unread.

An action figure of Pigpen from Peanuts on the only flat surface without clutter.

Items at the top of my kitchen trash can: Breyer's Ice Cream container, cigarette butts, 2-liter Pepsi bottle.

Three piles of laundry: Clean, dirty and funky.

A wall clock not yet adjusted to daylight savings time...it's just easier to mentally add an hour.

List of handwritten tips for online poker on the back of an unpaid gas bill envelope.

An EXIT sign leading to a room with no exit.

Two sets of darts in my dartboard, all the same color.

A portrait of Orson Welles next to an unopened screenwriting handbook.

A box of condoms with a thin layer of dust on top.