A short imagined dialogue

Street Vendor: Hey, man! How would you like to buy an American flag for your car window?

Me: No, thanks.

Street Vendor: What's the matter...Aren't you an American?

Me: Yes, I am. And as such, I have the right to refuse to put on my car a cheaply made, poorly mass-produced-in Korea, mind you-piece of crap that is only gonna tatter in the wind, bleach with the sun or disintegrate in the rain.

Street Vendor: Um...It's only five bucks-

Me: And another thing, how dare you call my patriotism into question just to make a buck, you self-righteous capitalist prick!

Street Vendor (under his breath): Commie.