Sarcastically clairvoiyant

When my car was crashed a couple weeks ago, I joked that I halfway hoped it would be totalled. Today, at lunch, I got the phone call that it was, officially, totalled.

Last Friday, while reviewing a proof with a client on their roster program, and discussing the problem of a blank half-page in the "In Memoriam" section...I joked that I could either space out the copy or we could see if someone died in the next week. Last night, someone, indeed, died.

My point is, my sarcasm is 2-2 in predicting the future. I'm willing to add that it would be really funny if I were to take out fifty bucks and proceed to hit the jackpot at the casino.