We can be heroes...but there's a catch
Imagine you could have a superpower, but with limits. Which would you rather have?
- You could see the future, but only a couple minutes ahead.
- You can move things with your mind, but only things you could easily move normally.
- You can fly, but you're afraid of heights.
- You have X-ray vision, but only good for about a 1/16 of an inch.
- You can't walk through walls, but you can fall through floors...but sometimes you can't control it...and you live on the fifth floor of your building.
- You can hear other people's thoughts, but only in backwards Portuguese...with a lisp.
- You can communicate with the animals, but you're allergic.
- You can shoot laser beams from your eyes, but only with the approximate strength of a laser pointer.
- You can't make yourself invisible, but you can decrease your opacity to about 20%.
- You can hear things at great distances, but you can't hear anything within 100 feet of you.
- You can control the weather, but can only adjust the temperature a few degrees...however, you have total control over upper-atmosphere humidity.
- A highly evolved sense of smell, but you live with very gassy people.
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