Monday Night Caption Contest

Post your captions in the comment section below.

Here are mine for the week:

1. "I used to perform, you know? Yeah, I had the roller skates, the tutu, the little t-shirt that said "Zippy" on it...everything! Now look at me. Christ, I could go for a smoke!"

2. "Psst. Carl. We attack at dawn."


The winner of last week's contest will be announced next Monday.


The winner of July 2nd's contest is Kimmy with the caption: "OOOH Honey...you have been so sweet to me since I had my eyes dialated...you've never kissed me like that before."