RNDM THOT PTRNS: My shorted post...ever

The end of my work day pretty much sucked and I don't really want to get into it. Suffice to say, I got home late, sweat-stained, reeking of chemicals and kinda hating my station in life.

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Jul 17, 2007

My shorted post...ever

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