Digital cameras and boredom can make strange bedfellows

Take a close look at this photo. Care to take a stab at what the hell this is?

No, it's not an alternate take for Coldplay's Parachutes album cover. Nor is it a still from the "Miracles of Conception" filmstip from high school health class. Given my tendency to accidentally burn my eggs in the morning, it's not a shot of this morning's five-alarm breakfast.

Anyone who cares to venture a guess (excluding those who I've already told what it is) can post a comment. Think of it as a caption/puzzle contest.