Monday Night Caption Contest
Here we go again. Post your captions in the comment section below.
And, here's mine for the week:
"Now to our pet adoption segment. This is 'Skinny". He's a (cough) healthy little tabby with a taste for catnip, tuna and small children."
Last week's winner was Sibanate with the caption: "You got that right assholes. The line starts here!"
5 comments:
Here at Mola Ram's Thuggee Veterinary Clinic, we'll treat little Short Round here by reaching bare-handed into his furry chest and pulling out his bleeding little heart. He'll be fine - we keep him alive using the power of ancient Sankara stones, don't we Short Round? Who's a big tabby cat? Who's a big fluffy tabby-wabby kitty-cat!?
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posted by: Scottay
On the news today: Cloned cat experiment is going well scientist say. The new study actually uses one specimen to clone another within. Cat is expected to birth itself within the normal gestation period.
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