Code phrases I would say if I were a spy

1. The red-haired man loves his skittles.

2. Crab grass is a real problem this time of year.

3. I have microfilm in my fillings-oh, wait...

4. I wish to commune with the king of the monkey people.

5. The password is 1-2-3-4-5.

6. If we don't succeed, millions of people will die, or at least be very, very uncomfortable.

7. Penguin feet eagle claw kanagroo patch book.

8. My passport? Which one?

9. I'm staying at the Ramada.

10. Could I have everyone's attention, please? I'm an undercover agent, and...aw, crap!